FACTS OF LIFE

There's a few things you don't do in this world.

You don't spit into the wind
You don't step on Superman's cape
You don't pull off the mask of the Lone Ranger
You don't piss on an electric fence
You don't kick a goat
You don't say shizzle my nizzle if you are white
You don't shoot the cow that puts milk on the table
You don't eat yellow snow
You don't ask those who don't have legs to dance
And you don't mess around with me.

DON'T QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD

If you bet your last ten bucks - and won
If your first instict is to say "Call it done!"
How sad!
So that's your wildest dream, eh, then...
Twenty bucks instead of ten?

In life you start the same as when you're done:
If you lose, you're just where you've begun -
If you've won, don't quit while you're ahead,
Just press your blessed luck instead!

Don't try to think what move might be best
Use the heart that beats within your chest.
Never rest!
Cry out: "There's more in store for me!"

Don't worry about what you have to do!
Who cares?
And there's the chance!
One pipe dream that is mine
A romance just ripe on the vine
Don't resign!

Don't quite while you're ahead!
Don't say "I'm off to bed, farewell!"
Full well I know!
Don't let the moment go to waste
Not with the victory close enough to taste!
For God's own sake!
So raise the stake if you struck a lucky vein!
Never break through any lucky chain!
The refrain: "Don't quit while you're ahead,"
As easily done as said, you'll see
Sing out: "There's more in store for me!"