FACTS OF LIFE

There's a few things you don't do in this world.

You don't spit into the wind
You don't step on Superman's cape
You don't pull off the mask of the Lone Ranger
You don't piss on an electric fence
You don't kick a goat
You don't say shizzle my nizzle if you are white
You don't shoot the cow that puts milk on the table
You don't eat yellow snow
You don't ask those who don't have legs to dance
And you don't mess around with me.