Got a MILF in my life.

She's probably the most amazing woman I have ever met. She's smart, funny, very professional but still very sexy, she's got a great heart and an ever greater soul, lots of charisma, the ability to connect and bring out the best in people, a great dancer, a wonderful writer, an excellent teacher, a refreshing human being... in short, a beautiful woman inside and out.

I'm proud to say that I admire her, respect her and love her very much.

Random Thoughts.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Law of Probability Dispersal: when shit hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed.

How do blind people know when they are done "wiping?"