THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HMMM?"

• Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
  
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
  
• Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
  
• If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
  
• If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
  
• If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
  
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
  
• Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
  
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
• In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  
• Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
  
• How come there aren't B batteries?
  
• How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
  
• Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
  
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
  
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
• If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
  
• Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
  
• If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
  
• Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
  
• How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
  
• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
  
• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  
• What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
  
• Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
  
• Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
  
• Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  
• Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?