NIFOC

Don't understand what's going on
Woke up this morning,
All the hurt was gone
This is a new beginning
I'm back in the land of the living

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

WEDNESDAY.

Current Mood: Tired, pissed off, sleepy
Listening to: "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd.

It's not often that I have a full vacation day...
Today, I wanted to go somewhere far...
Limon, Turrialba, Puntarenas... somewhere far...
But, I never get to do what I want, right?

So, today was basically a long, tiring shopping day...

First, I took the wife downtown
'Cause she needed to pick up her new ID

Then, we went for lunch at Bagelmen's...
Wanna know what my favorite sandwich is?
The Ruben!!!
Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese
And Thousand Island Dressing... yum!!!

After lunch, we went to a nearby mall
'Cause I had to cash a check at the bank...
Then, we went to the Tres Rios Hypermas...
I needed to buy a big plastic box for my books and papers
We also bought some cheese... it's good to have cheese

After that, we had to stop at the hardware mesastore...
They didn't have the silicone floor crack filler I was looking for...
Oh well...

Then, we're off the Oriental Supermarket in Tibas...
I picked up some Thai Fish Sauce, some rice stick noodles
And some bean sprouts...

Next, we went to the Pavas Automercado...
Bought some fresh shrimp and bread...
Funny things I buy, huh?

Then, we stopped at another hardware store in Pavas..
They didn't have the silicone floor crack filler I was looking for...
Oh well...

Finally, we stopped at the video club...
Nothing caught my eye, so I didn't rent anything...

We got home at about 5:30 PM...
And at 6:00 we had to go to dinner with my folks...

The idea was to try out a new Italian restaurant
That had opened last week in Pavas
We got there, and it was closed...
Their kitchen had burned and was closed for repairs...

We tried another "new" Italian Restaurant in Sabana
Restuarant #2 had not had their pizza oven installed yet...
And my son needs his pizza, so...
On the road again...

Restaurant #3 was in Escazu...
You see, I believe that if you wait long enough...
Sooner or later, you will have a nice reward...
The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...

At this restaurant,
We had the best Frutti di Mare pizza ever!!!
It was just amazing!!!

The evening would have been very nice
If it hadn't been for my meathead mom...
When the nice waitress brought the pizza over
She had to say...
"my son is fat... so you might as well give him two slices"

Fuckin' bitch!!!

I was not about to stand that abuse anymore...
I have put up with that kind of shit for too long...
So I told the waitress... loud enough so everyone could hear...
"Pay no attention to her..
She's a dumb, crazy old hag
Who thinks she's quite cultured but in fact is just a corny redneck"
"I will have only ONE slice, please"...
And that was all I ate all night long...

Then, she was bragging about
How I had learned to count by the age of 4...
That just finished to piss me off...
So I did something I never do...
I showed off my son...

I gathered as many empty shells as I could find...
16 in total...
And gave him one... and told him "one"
Then he grabbed another and said "two"
And then counted them all out loud perfectly
From one to 16...
Making my parents' jaw drop to the ground...
My mom didn't utter another word for the rest of the evening...

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1 Comments:

  • At 7:57 PM, Blogger alf said…

    mothers can be so annoying...

     

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