There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through...

But then you got your assholes.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything!

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes.

But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!